1. The other day as I was putting the kids to bed, I turned and kicked my metal Eiffel Tower statue that Hannah had dropped on the floor. I succeeded in cutting my toe open.
2. I tripped the other day trying to go to bed and ran into our laundry basket. Though I wasn't harmed, it was rather embarassing for me.
3. Yesterday I ran into a piece of my blowdryer (yes I said blowdryer) and succeeded in cutting my other foot open...and believe me it hurt.
4. Today, I stepped on a prickly, pokey, piece of a plant from the tree in our front yard and got it stuck to my foot. I couldnt' get it off for a few seconds and proceeded to step on it more than once...all I can say is ouch!
5. Also today, I ran into my oven and splashed some hot water on myself...
6. And for my final performance today, I tripped over a shoe in our living room and ran into the couch.
Now you tell me if I should be a dancer or not....
I'd wager you are voting in the negative...and that's alright because I've come to realize that some dreams will never come true...hehe...or to phrase it better, some dreams shouldn't come true. Imagine me as a dance...this comes to mind:
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